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25 hilarious one-liners explained

Here are some of the best one-liners we have found on the internet. We have included an explanation of each joke for those who are learning English or, no offence, just don’t get it. Most of them are puns or game on words. You can copy them and text them on whatsapp, Line, Wechat or the messaging APP you use, but please, mention us or at least keep our URL in between each joke. We hope you have fun. So, without further ado, let’s get started!

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  1. When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.

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2. I invented a new word: plagiarism!

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3. โ€œEmployee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.โ€ โ€“ Demetri Martin

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4. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

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5. โ€œItโ€™s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.โ€ โ€“ Jack Handey

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6. โ€œIt became so cold in New York last night that it forced the flashers to describe themselves to people.โ€

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7. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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8. Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!

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9. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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10. Thanks for explaining the word “galore” to me, it means a lot.

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11. Don’t you hate it when somebody answers their questions? I do.

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12. The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

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13. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

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14. My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”

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15. I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy.

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16. Trying to write with a broken pencil is pointless.

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17. What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

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18. I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… it was just collecting dust.

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19. I was going to share a vegetable joke but it’s corny.

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20. A guy was admitted to hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable.

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21. I hope the guy who invernted autocorrect burns in Hello!

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22. I met the man who invented the windowsill. He’s a ledge.

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23. I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but my plans were foiled.

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24. Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.

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25. What kind of murderer has moral fiber? โ€“ A cereal killer.

Stickers for Telegram in English! (Idioms, Jokes and typical expressions)

Explanations

  1. Melons – Lemons, from the famous sentence “If life gives you lemons, make a lemonade”.

2. Plagiarism already exists. It is the practice of taking someone else’s work or ideas and passing them off as one’s own.

4. Game on words. All right = ok and the whole right side

5. Torn apart= To violently rip or pull someone or something into pieces. Also in a figurative sense.

6. Flaser: a man who exposes his genitals in public.

7. Game on words non-prophet organisation / non-profit organisation .

8. Game on words: tie = a piece of string, cord, or similar used for fastening or tying something and achieving the same score or ranking as another competitor or team.

10. Galore = in abundance

12. Double-meaning of the word “tense”= verb tense and tension, awkward

13. Sound dye = die and dye, colour or tint

14. (to) split up = (to) break up

15. Handy= convenient

16. Pointless = futile, aimless

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18. Hoover = vacuum cleaner

19. Corny= trite, banal, or mawkishly sentimental.

20. Double meaning of the word “stable” = (of a patient or their medical condition) not deteriorating in health after an injury or operation and a building set apart and adapted for keeping horses.

22. Windowsill = a ledge or sill forming the bottom part of a window. Ledge is a ridge and also a shortening of the word โ€œlegend.โ€ A legend is someone who is well-known, often for doing something great or incredible.

23. Aluminium foil and foil = prevent (something considered wrong or undesirable) from succeeding.

25. Moral fiber (AE) = integrity, moral standing fiber = grain Cereal sounds like serial